A Message to Miss Libelous Slanderer:
Dear Miss email@example.com and accomplices,
Thanks to you a lot of people are viewing my site and my site stats are spiking and booming like crazy! haha! thanks to your libelous comments and slanderous words in my poems “Treating Women…” and “The Man that I’ve Become” (which obviously was caught by Akismet Anti-Spam filter as Spam), I was able to make that wonderful shout back to your libel and slander in the poem “To the Slanderer!” and the words of my poetry echoed to places it has never been before! thanks for the advertising! I ain’t surprised though, because I know you studied Bachelor of Sciences in Mass Communications, so, you should really be good at advertising. hahaha thanks again Miss Libelous Slanderer! I really appreciate the support your libel and slander is bringing to my blog hahahaha! t(^_^t) sucker!
Strike me while you can behind my back.
When I fall I shall stand up back,
When I do and I see you, I’ll beat you with a paddle while you’re crumpled inside a sack!
After that, I’ll throw you in the middle of the ocean and feed you to the sharks as a snack!
hahahaha! Good luck to you for you really suck and It’d be better for you to shoot yourself with a Pistol or a Mac! hahaha
Julian Javier, The Cyber Mushroom
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